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      <title>This is a genuine screenshot of the best seller section of Amazon UK's Adult DVD main page. I remember the last time I watched Casablanca, it did nothing for me. Obviously the great British public has a different idea about it &lt;img src="/images/smileys/regular_smile.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src='/uploaded/images/amazon-dvd.png' title='Amazon Best Seller DVDs' /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</title>
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      <title>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href='http://kavkazcenter.com/eng/content/2006/08/03/5175.shtml' target='_blank' title='Mel Gibson arrested for drink driving in Malibu'&gt;&lt;img src='/uploaded/images/thepatriot.jpg' title='Mel Gibson Rants' border='0'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</title>
      <pubDate>Thu Aug 03 14:54:57 +0100 2006</pubDate>
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      <title>"The spirit is strong but the body is weak" was translated into Russian, then back to English to become "The Vodka is good but the meat is off"</title>
      <pubDate>Sun Jul 23 23:23:50 +0100 2006</pubDate>
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      <title>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href='http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/5197774.stm' target='_blank'&gt;&lt;img border='0' src='/uploaded/images/spongebob.jpg' title='Spongebob the Squirrel Monkey' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</title>
      <pubDate>Sat Jul 22 00:57:37 +0100 2006</pubDate>
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      <title>Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross."&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Oi, get off the  f*cking car." </title>
      <pubDate>Fri Jul 21 12:18:04 +0100 2006</pubDate>
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      <title>Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;David Brent</title>
      <pubDate>Fri Jul 21 12:08:53 +0100 2006</pubDate>
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      <title>May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking allowed on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a joint, it's only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage &lt;img src="/images/smileys/teeth_smile.gif"/&gt;</title>
      <pubDate>Thu Jul 20 23:06:17 +0100 2006</pubDate>
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      <title>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.cbc.ca/cp/sports/060714/s071496.html' target='_blank'&gt;&lt;img src='/uploaded/images/zizou-humour.jpg' title='Zidane Humour' border='0' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</title>
      <pubDate>Tue Jul 11 09:17:32 +0100 2006</pubDate>
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